Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉 @leafnoodle@awoo.space
An ace leafy seadragon tooting about.
Retoots lots of dumb stuff.
Interactions welcome.
Pronouns: they/he.
🔞💦🐉: @lewdnoodle
Joined Jun 2017
Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉
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Hey friends, I'm looking for a development job in or near Austin, TX, or Remote.
I have experience in Rust, Elixir, Ruby primarily, but I've also worked in Python, Elm, Java, C, and C++, and have knowledge of HTML, JavaScript, CSS, and SQL.
Here's my github: https://github.com/asonix
If you could boost this around, that would be super cool.
trying to reproduce a 5% chance failure in a 40-minute build, how’s your Monday going?
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Today I learned some Galliformes can interbreed and make hybrids?? Like according to the owner, this is the result of a chicken/peacock pairing. NICE https://mastodon.social/media/KideqHA4_5FYjtwK1j0
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"only two genders" factoid actually statistical error. average person has one gender. genders georg, who lives in austin and has over 8388608 genders, is an outlier and should not have been counted.
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someone please draw a picture of Kiryu wearing a backpack with Majima popping out so I can caption it Banjo-Yakooza
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Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉
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Look all I'm saying is, if you're already building a giant robot, why WOULDN'T you give it a horribly overwrought, dramatic name?
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okay this Oglaf comic has BDSM and, uh... the "extraction" of confessions, and it's much more *mildly* NSFW than Oglaf usually is, though there's naughty words (oh noes!) and that's all the CW I can figure out how to give you without spoiling the punchline: http://oglaf.com/duress/
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Spice up your relationship by insisting on speaking like a Metal Gear character
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boost this status and I'll give you 1 squid point!
guy at the table next to me at lunch is explaining what kerning is to someone.
but what he’s describing is line-spacing.
that feeling when you see a cute innocent Pokémon pic on twitter, retweet it, and then realize you forgot to check if the artist’s feed is all incredibly nsfw.
patreon
as gross as the Patreon announcements are, if I ditch my pledges it's mostly going to impact the people I was backing.
I might as well raise my tiny pledges where I can, so their cut is a smaller %. We'll see if folks more to a new platform.
Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉
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I pissed off a telemarketer so bad that he called me back to curse at me.
??!?
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Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉
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#np https://4lung.bandcamp.com/album/below-the-bering-strait
4lung is sick and this album is sick
okay tooters I have a question.
I love them dearly with all my heart but what the heck even is Ampharos.
- long neck
- cone ears
- no wool
- big lizard tail
- flippers???
- are those even hooves
how did we get from zappy sheep to this
https://awoo.space/media/zQQ-A0eBVA-7-frpAN8
Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉
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"Being small doesn't stop him from protecting what matters most. It does, however, stop him from picking a fight."
Just finished my dragon for the ArtOrder call for submissions - Tiny Dragon!
🐉 ✨ For more information or to enter yourself, check it out here:
https://www.theartorder.com/wip.html✨ 🐉
#creativetoots #illustration #dragon #anthroart #anthro #art
wow, Amaroq has improved dramatically as a client. No longer jumps around when refreshing and less surprise-boost prone!
An ace leafy seadragon tooting about.
Retoots lots of dumb stuff.
Interactions welcome.
Pronouns: they/he.
🔞💦🐉: @lewdnoodle
Joined Jun 2017
