Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉 @leafnoodle@awoo.space
An ace leafy seadragon tooting about.
Retoots lots of dumb stuff.
Interactions welcome.
Pronouns: they/he.
🔞💦🐉: @lewdnoodle
Joined Jun 2017
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"[research] found that almost 3% of Minnesota teens did not identify with traditional gender labels such as "boy" or "girl.""
Meanwhile, on mastodon, 218% of teens identify as
*checks earpiece*
genderfuck trash animals.
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@leafnoodle
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yknow what.
mutuals, if you are a plush and/or dragon hit me up and I’ll send you one (as long as it’s still on sale).
ATTENTION: PLUSH DRAGON BOUQUET
✨PLUSH✨
✨🐉✨
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http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/klol/
https://awoo.space/media/cFy-0Nngi4Cniq0qjew
https://awoo.space/media/_Gw6tUnEhlsINkwsKto
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Kink jokes
Ya know, just saying... https://glitch.social/media/NfjXOOAukfC9m1-8x5I
Remember, kids: never prank call the Radiation Safety department. They will win.
http://www.funraniumlabs.com/2015/04/an-april-fools-cautionary-tale/
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Oh, never mind. Konami doesn't know why the MGSV disarmament ending unlocked.
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Yes I am trained extensively in C.Q.C.
Consensual Quality Cuddling
whoops, that was definitely too much nap.
aro shitposting
If you don’t typically experience romatic attraction, you might be garlic or celery!
You are valid, and also delicious :mirepoix_flag:
aro shitposting
Even years later, I *still* read “aromantic” as “aromatic” almost every single time
food
also: “soup wearing a hat” does not qualify as pot pie and I will die atop this pointless hill.
food
I oughta make and freeze my own pot pies sometime. I always forget how much I like ‘em.
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Bad Dragon releasing their actual size Gojira, comes in lifelike green, retro gray, or Guillermo de Toro fluorescent blue
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Hey kids, want a hot take about furry fandom?
Furry fandom is actually *less* like comics and sci fi fandom, and more like filkers (you're pretty much already a fan), model railroaders and tabletop roleplaying gamers (there's some big companies whose content gets a following, but for the most part it's pretty DIY).
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Are you looking for a new comic to read? Transformed! is a goofy wish-fulfillment story about a transgender male college student who finds a mysterious magic ring! Can he defeat monsters AND come out to his best friend?
Find out at: http://transformedcomic.tumblr.com/
#queer #webcomics #comics #queercomics #ftm
Our group needs some new games to play, but I haven’t seen anything interesting come out on PC for like a year.
Is there any new hotness for multiplayer games that aren’t ultracompetitive?
An ace leafy seadragon tooting about.
Retoots lots of dumb stuff.
Interactions welcome.
Pronouns: they/he.
🔞💦🐉: @lewdnoodle
Joined Jun 2017
