Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉 @leafnoodle@awoo.space
An ace leafy seadragon tooting about.
Retoots lots of dumb stuff.
Interactions welcome.
Pronouns: they/he.
🔞💦🐉: @lewdnoodle
Joined Jun 2017
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some pain is basalt
which time will wear smooth, changing its shape, making it difficult to imagine that there ever was a sharp edge there
some pain is obsidian
which erosion only wears off layers of glass splinters, honing the blade until it can pierce the air itself
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#introductions Hi, I'm Joe! I'm into 20th century art, Gundam, architecture, cocktails, RFC 2119, and boardgames (among other things); I'm a sysadmin by day (and occasionally night). William Gibson is my favorite author. Multiple accounts are a pain, so all of that will get filtered through this account in the fullness of time.
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The key words "MUST", "MUST NOT", "REQUIRED", "SHALL", and "SHALL NOT" in this document MUST NOT be interpreted as described in RFC 2119.
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"[research] found that almost 3% of Minnesota teens did not identify with traditional gender labels such as "boy" or "girl.""
Meanwhile, on mastodon, 218% of teens identify as
*checks earpiece*
genderfuck trash animals.
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@leafnoodle
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yknow what.
mutuals, if you are a plush and/or dragon hit me up and I’ll send you one (as long as it’s still on sale).
ATTENTION: PLUSH DRAGON BOUQUET
✨PLUSH✨
✨🐉✨
✨💐✨
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/klol/
https://awoo.space/media/cFy-0Nngi4Cniq0qjew
https://awoo.space/media/_Gw6tUnEhlsINkwsKto
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Kink jokes
Ya know, just saying... https://glitch.social/media/NfjXOOAukfC9m1-8x5I
Remember, kids: never prank call the Radiation Safety department. They will win.
http://www.funraniumlabs.com/2015/04/an-april-fools-cautionary-tale/
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Oh, never mind. Konami doesn't know why the MGSV disarmament ending unlocked.
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Yes I am trained extensively in C.Q.C.
Consensual Quality Cuddling
whoops, that was definitely too much nap.
aro shitposting
If you don’t typically experience romatic attraction, you might be garlic or celery!
You are valid, and also delicious :mirepoix_flag:
aro shitposting
Even years later, I *still* read “aromantic” as “aromatic” almost every single time
food
also: “soup wearing a hat” does not qualify as pot pie and I will die atop this pointless hill.
food
I oughta make and freeze my own pot pies sometime. I always forget how much I like ‘em.
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Bad Dragon releasing their actual size Gojira, comes in lifelike green, retro gray, or Guillermo de Toro fluorescent blue
An ace leafy seadragon tooting about.
Retoots lots of dumb stuff.
Interactions welcome.
Pronouns: they/he.
🔞💦🐉: @lewdnoodle
Joined Jun 2017
