Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉 @leafnoodle@awoo.space
An ace leafy seadragon tooting about.
Retoots lots of dumb stuff.
Interactions welcome.
Pronouns: they/he.
🔞💦🐉: @lewdnoodle
Joined Jun 2017
The Petaluma River is at extremely low tide today. So photogenic!
https://awoo.space/media/M6DOkXsf0ma2YnSV09g
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Who is screaming “install our app for the best experience” outside my house. Show yourself coward, I will never install
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SkyKnit! Read about a collaboration between the LSG knitters of Ravelry & a neural network algorithm
http://aiweirdness.com/post/173096796277/skyknit-when-knitters-teamed-up-with-a-neural
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Want to buy a set of generic dragon silhouettes as default avatars for a web forum; need short turnaround (under a week). Any artist folks interested? Bids requested
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Not sure if this is allowed by the federation: My private pear-to-pear network! 😋
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Medical examiner found traces of muscle relaxers and vegan cheese. It's called Bitter-Sweet Sandwich. It's an artisanal drug Sandwich from Seattle.
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ze was a 🚂
can i make it anymore obvious
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gulfie 
Would shipping the eagles on US federal government agency seals into a poly relationship be treasonous?
The NIPRCC eagle is Nipper, he's really intense, he sometimes struggles with anger issues but has a good heart
The presidential seal eagle is Prescilla. She's shown laying on her back and coyly covering herself with the chief azure, she seems shy but deep down she's a maneater
The DOJ eagle is Dodge, he likes to surf obviously, and he's more laid back. He'd share his leafs with you
oh right, this room feels a lot nicer once I fold up the clean clothes that were on the floor and toss out the amazon boxes!
I still love how after any major furcon, you get a few weeks of solid music as the djs upload sets to mixcloud.
Hey mastodontists! Are you going to BLFC? I’d love to meet up and say hi!
Maybe if there’s enough interest, we could even put together a little gathering.
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You won't find better prices anywhere! We're practically giving genders away! Iiittt'sss
GENDER
GENDER
GENDER MAAAADNESS
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that went better than expected, and I feel good so far. Of course, the real test will be when I wake up tomorrow :p
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allrighty, it’s time to start lifting again. gotta start out real slow - it’s been over a year, my mind remembers how to handle weights that my body’s forgotten.
this is just gonna feel like a warmup, but if I get overzealous it’ll only set me back.
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when someone sees ur art and goes "oh is that a hippogryph"
tonight’s big take: artichokes are extremely good
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what the heck how is this kobold so cute look at the words
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Batman uses a pseudonym for commissioning adult and pornographic works
That alias is
Commissioner Gordon
An ace leafy seadragon tooting about.
Retoots lots of dumb stuff.
Interactions welcome.
Pronouns: they/he.
🔞💦🐉: @lewdnoodle
Joined Jun 2017
