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It’s a flapper! Get it? Because that is simultaneously a word for a member of a particular social group from the 1920s and a humorous, albeit contrived, diminutive name for a bird! Thus the double meaning creates a pun!
Yay!

Oh by the way, this is watercolor.
#art

Personal Opinion: Burritos are totally a form of self care.

oddly soothing video of the day: smashing things in a hydraulic press and having a jolly good time of it.

youtube.com/watch?v=xe5tXZs-iW

due to a labeling mix-up at starbucks, i accidentally got a frappucino.

how can people drink these on the regular.

Even got a video, albeit from a poor angle. (never tried video on mastodon before, hopefully it doesn’t die of compression)
awoo.space/media/59haJge-77x3h

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I turned my laptop over and it appears to feature a blood sacrifice port. Amazing how much tech they cram into these things nowadays.

Who is screaming “install our app for the best experience” outside my house. Show yourself coward, I will never install

Want to buy a set of generic dragon silhouettes as default avatars for a web forum; need short turnaround (under a week). Any artist folks interested? Bids requested

Not sure if this is allowed by the federation: My private pear-to-pear network! 😋

#photography #photo #pear2pear

Medical examiner found traces of muscle relaxers and vegan cheese. It's called Bitter-Sweet Sandwich. It's an artisanal drug Sandwich from Seattle.

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