Crude, Body "Humor" (Don't say I didn't warn you.) 

... my SRS wasn't twelve years ago.

It was sixteen. March 3, 2002.

In two more years, my vag will be old enough to drink. I'm surprised I haven't caught it trying to surf FA and Porn Tumblr while it thought I wasn't looking. It must be terribly confused by all the changes happening right now. The feathers, the squawking.

Maybe we need to have a nice long talk about what's going on, so it knows I still love it regardless.

Crude, Body "Humor" (Don't say I didn't warn you.) 

@literorrery drinking age is 21 here. Still have 5 years to go on that one.

Crude, Body "Humor" (Don't say I didn't warn you.) 

@fluffy Well, it'll be old enough to vote at least.

I dare not think too hard about that one.

@literorrery ... great, now I'm thinking about down there, down there. Well, that's gonna be in my mind for a while n..n

@Soreth Either that or the very tiny scales of a hatchling lizard.

@literorrery Don't mind me, I just have several fixations battling within my mind now!

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