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hey here's your daily reminder that the genre of music for the cantina theme from star wars is called jizz and the musicians are called jizz-wailers

Throwin' a dang ol' tantrum over this. It was literally two characters, and now playback works x.x

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HRRRNNNNNGGH

Half a day wasted because I forgot to type an equals sign in query params.

Have you talked to your dogs about how many legs they have? It could be too many, and you may be eligible for a government stipend.

The void is made of dust. The sky is made of dust. We are all made of dust and it's pretty terrible.

I'M HERE TO CHEW ASS AND KICK BUBBLEGUM, AND I'M ALL OUT OF SHOES

Dizzy, vertigo, weakness, fatigue. On so many things I don't even know what could be causing it. Might stop the vitamin regimen.

"HDFS rebalance is running, it should be done in...1.6 years."

we hold these treeth to be self evident that if the plural of 'tooth' is 'teeth' than the plural of 'truth' should follow suit

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