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three HUNDRED mastodons
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Oh Mastodon, Lift Up Your Weary Head! (Rebuild! Restore! Reconsider!)
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New Users Are Trying To Come Here And Stop Me From Posting Well Listen Up Pals I Will Never Stop Posting I Have Been Posting For My Entire Life And Now Is Not The Time To Stop Posting Because I Was Born To Make Posts And I Am Physically Unable To Stop Making Posts Here On Mastodon Dot Social
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Guide to new Mastodon users: the furries control the east block, the French control the exercise yard, and the infosec people and gamerdevs have forged an alliance
unsanitary mention i guess
Person next to me in bathroom is watching wrestling while pooping using their phone on speaker
I'm not a fan
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Help I accidentally federated my toaster
@ottumon oh weird
@ottumon I think maybe it takes a while? Idk
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you: 420 blaze it
me, a mastodon user: 429 throttle it
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Remember when everybody went off to GDC and Pax East and it got really quiet and we were afraid that the traffic would never come back?
@confusedcharlot Ok but really, how do we know that gaining speed by running into a corner for 12 hours isn't a valid method of interdimensional transportation irl? Has anyone ever tried it?
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@masklayer can't go to gay.crime.team when you're slaving away to capitalist.crime.againsthumanity :/
I feel like gay.crime.team is not a url I should go to on my work computer
@jennatar U gotta scroll! I don't understand what order they're in though because "grapes" is definitely not alphabetically first, so what is it?
Sorry lol
Currently at @masklayer
Joined Feb 2017
