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the best reason we have for exploring space is that it may contain a potentially infinite number of cute queer furries. i think neil degrasse tyson said that

My favorite gender of the day: Expensive Italian imported industrial espresso machine

@Talija I say we start at the top and work our way down -- with exceptions for specific requests!

@kel@witches.town Waterproof plush are possible!

*a managerial type plush points their tube arm at a whiteboard* "As you can see here, we need to synergize our collaborative efforts to better spearhead the development of our primary goals for this quarter, and…. why do I feel so warm and fuzzy all of a sudden."

*they blink, then shrug*

"Anyway, all in favor of moving forward with this initiative, please paff the table with your big paffy paws."

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@Oneironott You are wonderful and I'm so glad to have met you ♥️ ♥️

I wonder if I can somehow change all the other people on this conference call into ✨💖plush animals💖✨ with some kind of save-the-world ray

@vahnj Saaame :D

I had that song as my ringtone for yeears

@kel@witches.town Shopping opportunity? :D

@kara_dreamer@witches.town @kel@witches.town XD

@vahnj Your enthusiasm made me think of this video and accompanying song, which I have not though of in YEARS :D youtube.com/watch?v=-uqnKQwwcJ

@kel@witches.town Still waking up, but pretty good otherwise! How're you?

Walk up in the club like 

What up I got a stoned duck

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