The water balloon dragon sits quietly in the shade of a single tree, watching people toil past in the grueling sunshine with an air of detached nobility, only slightly marred by the constant dribbling of condensation around its feet. Shallow puddles of water underneath it have attracted several small birds, who are splashing happily.
You approach the majestic figure, drawn by waves of cool air it radiates into the baking heat of the day, and pause in the shadow of the tree to catch your breath.
@Sangria Also: wait, you have feet?
@Sangria Yay!!! :D
This right here is SFW acoustic guitar porn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDObyBEMFQ4
"Alan Gogoll - Mulberry Mouse" [3:03]
If you've ever played guitar, this might just blow your mind. I'm just in awe. o.=.o
@vahnj G'night friendbold ^^
@IrisKalmia Nini hon ♥️
I'm deeply in love with Bill Wurtz's work. This song is just beautiful. ♥️
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUs1Popfd8g
"i wanna be a movie star" [2:55]
@thefishcrow I'm in love 😍
@vahnj Oh wait is that not a thing anymore? I just stopped talking to those people because they were assholes
The Terra-ists were winning.
Wave after wave of their clumsy, improvised starships burned across the galaxy, spreading fear and chaos in the name of their backward, blue-green planet.
They bled viral DNA bases from ancient nightmares, and breathed burning, corrosive _oxygen_.
Their society was brutal: financialised industrial capitalism.
There was only one answer. The free races of the galaxy were forced to combine to save themselves.
But could they build the singularity gun in time?
@jk @body@mastodon.social Agreed 100%
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@thefishcrow I kind of like that pattern. It's like ASCII wallpaper. :D
@Jacel I don't think that's at all affected. ^^
@thefishcrow It's this little thing where the moon gets all upitty and tries to impress us by USING ITS MASS TO BLOT OUT THE SUN. and it's gonna be awesome :D
Stoned, Trans af weirdo talk
@IrisKalmia I highly (Ha!) recommend it.
Also, *hugs you tight*
Psychedelia, postmodernism, YouTube.
@ElectricKeet I think.. that was definitely art.
I agree with Reddit on what constitutes a YouTube Haiku. 14 seconds or less, 15-30 is a YouTube Poem.
@Aradia@mastodon.social @Ratttz OMG this is so good! :D
Dragony plush thing! Friendly, non-binary, anarcho-syndicalist, ace.
Check out @mawr for my public account.