Awooest Mawr @mawr@awoo.space

*plush*

This site is so warm and friendly and comfy that I keep returning to its warm embrace (instead of doing workstuff like I should oops)

Story idea: A pilot and their crew realize that the extraction methods used to pull fuel directly from stars is killing several life-sustaining stars, having already shaved billions of years from their lifespans.

They turn against one such plant in a valiant yet unsuccessful attempt to halt it, but are ultimately successful posthumously as their story and discoveries rapidly spread via social & media networks until the overwhelming pressure results in legislating the industry out of existence.

I randomly searched Google images for "friend shaped person" and this is what came up. :D

The U.S. has always been a police state. I just grew up with it and assumed it was normal.

Like seriously. I watched this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG8o-9JgCpk
And I found myself thinking "that's what you get for not submitting to the will of the police"

Because that's how things have always been, y'know? "Here's your neighborhood police officer! He's (and always he) your friend! People who are mean to him should be thrown in jail!"

D: D: D: D: D:

This video is probably among most expensive shitposts ever made.

(cw: musical, theatrical death, gore)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI
"Shia LaBeouf" Live - Rob Cantor [3:07]

Oh goodness. XD

"the human body is a true carnival of horrors and frankly I'm embarrassed to have one." — John Oliver

Theory: The movie "Groundhog Day" was initially a daydream about both explaining and giving cause to improve CNN Weatherman Chad Meyrs' terrible attitude. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c1jd-yYnYU

Original comic source: http://cupcakelogic.tumblr.com/post/124392369931/she-is-still-learning

I wasn't able to track down the source of the edit, though it was brought to my attention by @adeptomega !

Relatedly, please to remove gross and malfunctioning organs from mawrplush and replace with polyfill thx ♥️

PSA: Do not eat undercooked baked goods with eggs in them, you could get food poisoning.

This brought to you by a mawrplush who spent all day yesterday either sleeping or on activities that I will spare you the details of. ^^;

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I think it's kind of neat that my home column moves faster than the local timeline :3

Neat in that it makes sense; not everyone wants to shout everything they say from the hilltops, y'know?

If I ever end up having to face an evil villain in person for a final battle, this is the song that will be playing in the back of my head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G02wKufX3nw