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I took a bunch of pictures at a graduation today and I'm really happy with how they turned out. I love my camera ♥️

Bitching about Microsoft Hyper-V 

(This song brought to you by ALL OF OUR PRODUCTION SITES ARE CURRENTLY DOWN BECAUSE OUR HYPERVISOR WENT DOWN AND NO ONE KNOWS WHY YET)

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Bitching about Microsoft Hyper-V 

🎼 Noooooo ooonnnneeeeeeeeeee 🎶
🎵 FAILS like Hyper-V 🎶
🎶 Cries and WAILS like Hyper-V 🎵
🎵 No one runs at the pace of a SNAIL like Hyper-V! 🎶
🎶 It's especially good at DESTOYING UPTIME 🎵
🎵 Oh what a product, Hyper-V! 🎶
*sounds of Windows errors in triplicate in the background*

I am learning guitar in part so I can one day be that douchebag at the campfire :3

Minor vent about ADHD 

I have been struggling with work for the past month in large part because I've finally gotten on top of all the fires and problems there. All the looming deadlines are finished successfully. Things are largely running like a well oiled machine.

…all the work that's left to do is little stuff that no one really notices. I have a _lot_ of that work stacked up... and I can't seem to force myself to make much progress on it... which means I'm stressed out over it.

ADHD suucks!

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🎶I'm a plush mawr blasting into the pillow zooone 🎵 💨 💤💤

So, in dogworld, are celebrities hounded by the pupperazzi?

@typhlosion @theZacAttacks@cybre.space @architect@linuxrocks.online @Elizafox and no detective on earth will ever be able to discover what happened when they find your swinging body

@Fuego @Elizafox @architect@linuxrocks.online @theZacAttacks@cybre.space it gives you enough rope to construct beautiful bridges, tie big ships to anchor, put people in elaborate bondage setups, and *then* hang yourself

@Elizafox @architect@linuxrocks.online @theZacAttacks@cybre.space this reminds me of a story i once heard, where a friend of a friend was once assigned to a ruby project

in ruby you can define a method that gets called whenever a method is defined

this person snuck into the ruby project a method-definition method that, randomly and very infrequently, deleted the newly-defined method

so that the project would occasionally have impossible-to-diagnose bugs

i love ruby a lot

This is hysterical and also amazing :D
(Tags: HTML, humor, death metal, puppers)
youtube.com/watch?v=27dnddCq5g

Do you want to go to BLFC but you can't get a room?

I have a single king room, and I can't go. Hit me up. If I don't have any takers by tomorrow, I'm just gonna cancel the reservation. ^^;

mastodon instances only live as long as the owner/admin is interested in running them - and often running these types of things for a public audience is pretty thankless. idk, if you're on one of the bigger public or semi-public instances, thank your admin

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