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𝐢'𝐦 𝐚 :gay:​ ⓟⓛⓤⓢⓗ :transgender_symbol:❗​

For future reference that's what I'm calling my boobs

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Anyone else ever written "Twink Peaks" by mistake?

everyone. ive been thinking EXTREMELY hard. and ive discovered it. the Secret

the secret to SuperThought

SuperThought allows u to think of things that just arent possible using regular Thought

for example
here is my first SuperThought

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BEGIN SUPERTHOUGHT
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if u burn a banana then
is it called a Burnana. ?
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(this is not a subtoot. I am just very full of words. :D)

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Today is Carl Sagan's birthday!

If you've never heard his famous Pale Blue Dot talk, please, take a few minutes. ♥

youtu.be/GO5FwsblpT8
"Carl Sagan - Pale Blue Dot" [3:31]

Today is Carl Sagan's birthday!

If you've never heard his famous Pale Blue Dot talk, please, take a few minutes. ♥

youtu.be/GO5FwsblpT8
"Carl Sagan - Pale Blue Dot" [3:31]

basically i think all of my preferences, opinions, etc to do with programming are because i don't actually like programming. i like MAKING THINGS, and a lot of the things i want to make involve programming. but the actual thing itself is just a means to an end. i dont care about using a closure or a lambda or whatever. i just want to tell a computer to make things happen. destroy the nerd's. theyre making us do shit which isnt necessary. destroy them!!!! DESTROY THEM

PSA: You can be a ✨plush✨ if you want :D

Some folks on birdsite are tagging our project account in tweets like "hey jack twitter should copy this thing mastodon does". The idea that this is merely about features is short-sighted. Twitter will never, ever, ever be your friend. They are the shareholders' friend, not yours. No feature will let you see what their engineers are working on, what's under the hood. No feature will fix their headquarters in the US following and enforcing US laws and customs worldwide.

People: tails are what animals have
Furries: tails are really good
Kin: Phantom tails are really good
Postfurry: my robotic phantom tail can taste wifi

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