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animal crossing 📱 

I love this deer boi ♥

(that's a new type of boi!!!)

Late Stage Capitalism, Marketing-Based Privacy Violations (-----) 

I'm in a conference call with the company who's product we're replatforming to use, and they're showing off their built-in marketing tools.

Great fuck. Their _built in tools_ now include automated social media scraping to categorize user interests so you can market to them. You can open any customer profile and see all their calculated interests in a tag cloud.

None of this is okay. None of it. I feel sick.

(If you're wondering why this was posted via Twitter crossposter, it was just a test. ^^)

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Me, trying to work after 4 days of blissful vacation with friends and family:

Mood: Furiously shitposting through the foggy haze of exhaustion instead of focusing on work like a good ✨plush✨

WAKE ME UP ~ wake me up inside 

CAN'T WAKE UP this morning augh

All I want for Giftmas is 17 Snorlax bean bag chairs and enough denim to make jorts for all of them

I had extra pumpkin pie filling from making pumpkin pies on Thanksgiving, so I mixed them with a bunch of oats and baked them in bowls for breakfast treats.

I just had some with some milk mixed in, and omg. Best decision. :9

Has anyone written a linux sound driver for outputting to Lyrebirds? It seems possible; I present the following as evidence.
youtube.com/watch?v=RSZtoXIb7d

Real fucking cyberpunk isn't an overpaid security guard with more toys than a personal best buy. THIS is.

motherboard.vice.com/en_us/art Ignored By Big Telecom, Detroit's Marginalized Communities Are Building Their Own Internet

🤔 💭 

It's a popular and accepted theory that self confidence is a byproduct of attractiveness, but I wonder if the reverse is more true?

@mawr *leers at you out of alleyway*

* opens trenchcoat just enough to reveal "tappers"*

Hey. Hey kid. Kid, you want some EMDR? First one's free.

I'm going to start calling myself a street therapist because that's exactly what I am and have been for many, many years.

Reminder that @Leucrotta wrote the exact perfect description of what it feels like to be a fox:

"First, slam a batch of espresso. Then, when that wears off, find somewhere you're warm, loved, and completely safe."

"You can really hear the detail in the instruments on this soundsystem" I say as I turn up canyon.mid

(youtube.com/watch?v=OIW4F285Qj)

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