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Good morning Awoo (and Mastofediverseosphere)!

What's one thing you want to get done today? Tell me about it and we can keep each other on track! :D

My one thing: I wanna convert a bunch of code from one project to another for work by the end of the day.

Pop song rewritten for political accuracy 

🎼 Ooh woo, I'm a rebel by default now
My existence is political assault now, 🎵
This ain't over yet,
we've got a ways to go. 🎸🎶

youtube.com/watch?v=pBkHHoOIIn

If you want a big, boofy husky plush, this is officially the best one ever, omg. :D :D :D
amazon.com/Aurora-World-Super-

(CW: Meme about GOP politician) This is brilliant. :D (if you don't get, check behind this cw) 

Violets are Blue
Michael Jackson sang Thriller
Ted Cruz is
the Zodiac Killer

This site is so warm and friendly and comfy that I keep returning to its warm embrace (instead of doing workstuff like I should oops)

Patreon 

Hey, folks. This is a quick reminder since we're coming up on the end of the month that I'm running a Patreon to show off my writing -- patreon.com/literorrery -- which directly goes to help support myself, my wife, and my roommates. You don't have to contribute to get access to the stories. I'm trying to cut the cord with Twitter, so I'd appreciate the help with getting the message out.

Story idea: A pilot and their crew realize that the extraction methods used to pull fuel directly from stars is killing several life-sustaining stars, having already shaved billions of years from their lifespans.

They turn against one such plant in a valiant yet unsuccessful attempt to halt it, but are ultimately successful posthumously as their story and discoveries rapidly spread via social & media networks until the overwhelming pressure results in legislating the industry out of existence.

I randomly searched Google images for "friend shaped person" and this is what came up. :D

@chosafine@boys.computer DM: "the kobolds are attacking the village! what do you do?"
Me: "I cuddle the nearest one"

hi my names Bob Schchrrurrk, and in this talk id like to introduce you to Resilient System Architectures. y'see, we accidentally deleted our production database, but thankfully our servers were so misconfigured that the users were actually using the staging database, so it was completely ok,

Bitching about Cops in the USA 

The U.S. has always been a police state. I just grew up with it and assumed it was normal.

Like seriously. I watched this video:
youtube.com/watch?v=QG8o-9JgCp
And I found myself thinking "that's what you get for not submitting to the will of the police"

Because that's how things have always been, y'know? "Here's your neighborhood police officer! He's (and always he) your friend! People who are mean to him should be thrown in jail!"

D: D: D: D: D:

This video is probably among most expensive shitposts ever made.

(cw: musical, theatrical death, gore)
youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppC
"Shia LaBeouf" Live - Rob Cantor [3:07]

Oh goodness. XD

"the human body is a true carnival of horrors and frankly I'm embarrassed to have one." — John Oliver

Theory: The movie "Groundhog Day" was initially a daydream about both explaining and giving cause to improve CNN Weatherman Chad Meyrs' terrible attitude. youtube.com/watch?v=2c1jd-yYnY

This comic edit is fantastic. :D 

Original comic source: cupcakelogic.tumblr.com/post/1

I wasn't able to track down the source of the edit, though it was brought to my attention by @adeptomega !

Relatedly, please to remove gross and malfunctioning organs from mawrplush and replace with polyfill thx ♥️

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