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in this time of fear and uncertainty is there anything more simple and pure than a choco taco

Antifa/politics/violence/nazis/despair 

So with antifa being labeled a domestic terrorism group I've decided that we are from the top already strongly influenced by folks who harbor nazi sentiments

Someone pointed out in the FBI report they quoted violence regarding antifa in a counterprotest in which 10 antifa folks got stabbed

I guess we live in a nazi-run country or something? I don't know. Fuck this.

@mawr Oh, Oh Mawr. This is an adorable, terrible plan. You will fall in love with the whole store.

I think I just figured out one of the succinct differences between a terrible boss and a great boss.

A great boss knows when to be lazy. A terrible boss thinks downtime is an opportunity to micromanage their employees to death.

May you all find lazy bosses. ♥️

There's a kid in one of the houses close to mine who's practicing singing with her windows open, and she has an AMAZING singing voice. ♥️ ♥️ ♥️

Real Estate 

Real estate transactions are an impressive example of functional bureaucracy with the unfortunate side effect of seriously oppressing the poor

There's now 4 separate companies each with 3 people each working with me just to process and complete the paperwork and handle the money for me to buy this house.

It seems like buying a house shouldn't need to be functionally different from buying a car.

I wish land was just a public commodity.
(destroy capitalism)

Plan: Some time in October I'm going to go down to an animal shelter to spend time with the doggos and puppers there until I fall in mutual love with one of them. Then they're coming home with me. ♥️ ♥️ ♥️

It's my little sister's first day of school as an official public school teacher-- the profession our mother held for 35 years before retiring.

Mom sent her flowers-- the principal delivered them herself.

I'm tearing up. That's so incredibly sweet ;o;

If you've ever wanted to know how to do CPR on a dog or cat, here's a tutorial! youtu.be/mxkWFHl5lGc

Thought from @frostcottonboll that I really want to see now:

Salvador Dali's social network feed

I've never been called a tree hugger

I'm more of a full service tree cuddler tbh

Monthly reminder that I am still a ✨plush✨ :D

US Politics 

This is an amazing article.

"This Is Your Brain on Trump: Why I Can't Help Calling His Supporters the Fools That They Objectively Are"
alternet.org/news-amp-politics

I like to doodle on my takeout containers :3

This is how I started learning how to art. It's a thing I'll dispose of eventually so I I don't feel pressured to draw well... Which means I'm more inclined to make mistakes and learn! Weird how the brain works. X3

Long shot, but does anyone have an IBM Selectric MT/SC tape reader ? Or know of some means of reading tapes written by one ?

The joys of working for a library and dealing with ancient media.

Hot Take on Amazon (CW: ground meat) 

You know you're in the bad future when the that just bought the local bourgeoisie grocer is displaying its new ownership with the shaped eviscerated and ground remains of a once living creature.

I just signed and submitted an offer for a house. o.=.o

*vibrates through the couch*

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