DPD: your monitor will arrive today!
also DPD: it's 300km away and hasn't moved all day
@Jo DPD is a private company though
@Jo …oh
@noiob So's Royal Mail.
@Jo that name is a bit misleading innit
@noiob Yeah, but then last time they tried to change it, they went with "Consignia", and everyone hated it.
@noiob once i watched £100 of computer parts circle a 4 meter radius around my house for 5 hours then after I'd given up looking they posted them through the communal letterbox without ringing the doorbell
@noiob Royal Mail in a nutshell too.