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yup, I'd totally trust the folks that *just stopped paying their devs* with my virtual money

these are all crytek brands
why do they put logos of some of their games there?
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@noiob wait what the i thought you were joking

wh

why crytek? why?

@noiob when this thing crashes the headlines are gonna write themselves

@noiob imagine the person who's really excited about this

@noiob imagine. if such a person were to exist. good thing they're entirely imaginary and there's no real abyss for me to stare into

.@aeonofdiscord you should stare into the beautiful CRYCOIN animation instead
doesn't this look like GAMING to you?
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@noiob what's the idea here? is it that if your rig can run crysis it can compute cryptocoin hashes? is that the joke? is it because "crysis" and "crypto" both start with "cry"? what is. happening

@aeonofdiscord the idea is that cryptocurrencies make me cry

@noiob superthought: lootboxes that have a chance of rewarding you with small sums of cryp- wait no that would make it Actual Gambling instead of merely Effectively Actual Gambling

@typhlosion crycoin literally advertises actual gambling

@noiob (minor edit suggestion:
Change the second line to
"gamer cryptocurrency"
or
"gamer's cryptocurrency"
or
"there's cryptocash for gamers"
.

That way, it's seven syllables.)

(Your first and last lines are already the right number.)

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