@kitsch "Thankyou for your contact! We appreciate your concerns. :) First, have you tried spontaneously developing basic tool-use?"
..Actually now I love the idea that the Monolith had to go round and do that for every tool using animal as well
"Hello yes, is this all the corvids? Right, good. I have something to show you!"
"Hi there lil octopus! Might I interest you in this coconut shell? It has much potential!"
@pastelbat hello, customer support? yeah. um. the monolith you sent me doesn't fit into my sim card slot. also it's vibrating my skull and filling me with a horrible existential rage. do you have anything smaller?