i've been wondering what the least monolithic cell service is for the u.s.
like i'm not smart enough to know if it's even possible to have a 'small' or 'local' service, or where to look for them
@kitsch My brain immediately suggested the giant black monolith from 2001: A Space Odyssey
I wonder what their coverage is like, they seem to have a good workplace environment & have been well-established for a few million years
@pastelbat hello, customer support? yeah. um. the monolith you sent me doesn't fit into my sim card slot. also it's vibrating my skull and filling me with a horrible existential rage. do you have anything smaller?
@kitsch "Thankyou for your contact! We appreciate your concerns. :) First, have you tried spontaneously developing basic tool-use?"
..Actually now I love the idea that the Monolith had to go round and do that for every tool using animal as well
"Hello yes, is this all the corvids? Right, good. I have something to show you!"
"Hi there lil octopus! Might I interest you in this coconut shell? It has much potential!"
@pastelbat ✨