Pastelbat @pastelbat@awoo.space
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When your only tool is a dress, all your problems start looking like the inevitable death of the sun.
Left Plate: TFW you belatedly realise not only is someone else cosplaying Captain Harlock for the big con this year, but theirs is way better
You: Knights were warrior-nobles clad in steel plate armor
Me, an Intellectual: Knights were just boys who liked high-heels, curls & frilly dresses
Longterm Disability Gripe
101 Medical Advice: Listen to your body!!! It's important!!
101 Medical Advice: Oh and never take naps, stop resting so much, never get enough sleep
@Doggoartz they're so *cute* omg
i wanna pet and cuddle them both
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Larry Niven had nothing on Kepler
A ringworld is fancy
A nested polyhedron solar system is *damn fancy*
I'm pretty sure this was also the final scene of one of the Cube sequel
Let's deal with the serious issues of the day:
"Mysterium Cosmographicum" is a way cooler name for your Ominous Tome of Mind-Bending Knowledge than "Necronomicon"
(Also the illustrations of Kepler's Platonic Solid Solar System are amazing in a "Very precisely drawn but: What the actual what is going on here" M.C. Escher kinda way)
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re: Plurality, Art Preview
@StarshipAmelia This is super-cool! I'm really glad for both of you ^^
One of the things I love about Monster Hunter is how it joyously embraces The Toast's "Two Monks Invent.." style of design.
"Can I ask you a question?"
"Shoot."
"How many cartridges can you load in a shield? On average, I mean."
"Hmmm.. I'd say 3 cartridges. Maybe 5, but only if your sword is really hot."
"Right, right, that makes sense."
"Happy to help."
(http://the-toast.net/2016/06/15/the-toast-looks-back-the-best-of-two-monks/)
re: Pokemon, shitpost, sword, shield
@hokaze@queer.af I never thought of Charge Blades as inherently genderqueer til now. 🤔
Tired: Hadrian's Wall
Wired: Large Hadrian Divider
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They called it the large hadron collider when they should have called it the collide'o'scope
@theoutrider It's like a slow motion Kermit the Frog impression
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Matt Bellamy's shitty fake drumming is magnificent to behold
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a reminder of when Muse were on an Italian TV talk show and the producers demanded they mime to a tape rather than perform properly so they pretended to be each other throughout their appearance (including the post-performance interview) and delivered the laziest fake performance they could https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7LT3FtPtbc
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This is a graffiti-free zone.
Vandals will be ~PASTELBAT~
Joined Dec 2017
