Pastelbat @pastelbat@awoo.space
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After a few pages it blurs into a stream of the finest sick burns against Behaviorism and Marxist Historians
Look, I'm tired, I'm just picking up the important points here
"ELDERS:
Well, may I first of all ask you not to make your answers so lengthy? [Foucault laughs]"
this just made me stop and laugh so much I must be too tired and sick
(also same, so very same)
I have somehow through sleepy pooptooting managed to extract a solemn promise from K that he'll read the entirity of the Foucault & Chomsky 1971 debate transcript to me in his Redwall Villainous Rat Voices
He has not seen the length of it, but I intend to hold him to this absolutely
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SCP-682 is being kept in a dog crate
Two researchers spend all day putting pennies into SCP-914 on the Very Fine setting, getting nickels out the other end
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An SCP alternate universe where the foundation is chronically underfunded and needs to find creative ways of saving money
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When your only tool is a dress, all your problems start looking like the inevitable death of the sun.
Left Plate: TFW you belatedly realise not only is someone else cosplaying Captain Harlock for the big con this year, but theirs is way better
You: Knights were warrior-nobles clad in steel plate armor
Me, an Intellectual: Knights were just boys who liked high-heels, curls & frilly dresses
Longterm Disability Gripe
101 Medical Advice: Listen to your body!!! It's important!!
101 Medical Advice: Oh and never take naps, stop resting so much, never get enough sleep
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Larry Niven had nothing on Kepler
A ringworld is fancy
A nested polyhedron solar system is *damn fancy*
I'm pretty sure this was also the final scene of one of the Cube sequel
Let's deal with the serious issues of the day:
"Mysterium Cosmographicum" is a way cooler name for your Ominous Tome of Mind-Bending Knowledge than "Necronomicon"
(Also the illustrations of Kepler's Platonic Solid Solar System are amazing in a "Very precisely drawn but: What the actual what is going on here" M.C. Escher kinda way)
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One of the things I love about Monster Hunter is how it joyously embraces The Toast's "Two Monks Invent.." style of design.
"Can I ask you a question?"
"Shoot."
"How many cartridges can you load in a shield? On average, I mean."
"Hmmm.. I'd say 3 cartridges. Maybe 5, but only if your sword is really hot."
"Right, right, that makes sense."
"Happy to help."
(http://the-toast.net/2016/06/15/the-toast-looks-back-the-best-of-two-monks/)
Tired: Hadrian's Wall
Wired: Large Hadrian Divider
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They called it the large hadron collider when they should have called it the collide'o'scope
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Matt Bellamy's shitty fake drumming is magnificent to behold
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