minecraft patch notes 1.20

+ added Mineliquid, a distinct beast from the standard minecraft liquids
~ modified Ender Dragon spawn timer to be in time with YMCA by Village People (on the big drop)
+ added Billagers
+ added SCORPIOS [Specialist]
~ tweaked existing villagers to respond more dynamically to emotional situations
- removed seas entirely as some players complained of resemblance to urban legends regarding the game Minecraft (unknown)
- added trees
+ removed The Tree That Was A Man

minecraft patch notes 1.21

+ added The Sea That Was A Man
- removed any and all concepts pertaining to paper as a precaution against 'book reading' and 'librarions'
~ adjusted town spawn sizes in a way we won't describe here just to piss you off
+ added mystery and vengeance
+ re-recorded cave sounds, full adjustment matrix engaged
- removed jelly, we know it was a long time coming but it was worth it
~ cake now has 23 slices and can be eaten exclusively by skeletons
+ added tuna fish

minecraft hotfix note 1.21.1

+ reduced nobility among men to properly representthe working class, but only among Billagers (villagers unaffected)
+ added Mountain Dew cross-promotion. we forgot to add it last time, sorry
- removed The Sea That Was A Man
+ added forbidden knowledge
+ added seas again

minecraft patch 1.22

+ added a small bug related to the Post Office quest; users may experience this as intended
~ considered removing all instances of the letter T
- removed all instances of the letter C instead
+ added arithmetic: players may now hire Villagers or Billagers with the [MATHMAKER] tag using the Command Console to write down numbers and add them together. adding is currently supported, other operations coming soon!
~ wood
+ added flesh to cows as they originally did not have any