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HELLO TO THE BITCHES AT THE BROTHER HOOD OF STEEL. GET OUT OF HERE !

fact mount everist is smaller than you think, its abput as high as me HAHA im completely soper

my beans are big. tremendous. far bigger than yours i presume. just huge. my beans make your beans look like a little pea pod. my beans are like a fucking school cafeteria. i come in a funky plastic tub that holds more than one can so you can have a comical amount of beans, but it's just a few beans and they are VERY LARGE. my beans rival mount everest. my beans have climhed that bitch mountain and made a millian dollars. My beans are from a fancy swedish restaurant. my beans are gilded. pricele

@noiob yah :] if you saw his vid on uhhh hurricane lanterns, very good stuff. i had no idea people thought burny stuff was full of phlogistin until combustion theory came about

@noiob it's my personal opinion that he along with the fine fella who runs technology connections are becoming more and more deranged with each video and i'm here for it

destroying fascism with my fat snake ass. sorry to all cops (not really)

@codl frolf means that scene from bioshock where you beat the shit out of a libertarian with a golf club but the lib's a frog instead of the gman with a moustache

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