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fly count of the week is 12,000,000 per human, down 10 million from last week, good job folks

i think i need to remember sometimes that like... independent of faves and boosts, people are seeing what i'm saying. even if its a vent, people do want the best for me and enjoy what i put out

sometimes i just type things and post them to the public timeline because it feels good. like ill just post and itll be fine, cuz everythings a-okay when i'm making a silly post on the net!!

who is gar gron and why is they officially 100% classic beef burger

how do you SHOOT a BEE?
answer: with a Bee Bee gun

the hard thing about having multiple screens is that i'm fucking stupid and i'll start trying to play a game i'm watching footage of, while i'm playing an actual game on my main monitor

they tryna be WYYRHRRRRYRRRYYR
they tryna be WRYYRYYWYYRYYYYRR

i keep holding alt to boost toots but then i remember you dont have to do that

Looking back on my chart I'm realising that I've missed a lot more sertraline doses than I would really like. I've got a good few dead zones where I just don't take it or forget to log it

i havent rasted diet pepsi in so long. honestly say what you want but i love the flavour of it, pepsi max can be sharp but diet is just, caffeine bruh... it has a nice zing on the tongue that really sticks around

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