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apollo's big nite out!!! i'm ready to party... got my fruit juice in one hand and a cheek in the other, who's down for pizza hut and laughing about memes on my phone

made by the incredible @Zwiebelprinz@twitter.com!

so i've been thinking... apollo should have a fucking multitool hand. the thing just unfolds into a toolset she can use for whatever, like she has a drill assembly in her forearm and various tools like a pneumatic hammer and a cutting implement, a cool laser, screwdriver bits for the drill... all sorts of useful gizmos

ok cool but how the fuck was the starship enterprise meant to reverse??? like, there are no reverser engines?

honestly half life should have been based around me being a fat bitch and the resonance cascade was just like, i ate ice cream and my tummy got upset so gordon has to get antacid

The Earth. 200,000 Years Ago. rhonoceros have evolved the biggest horn's i have ever fucking seen

did you know? moths shiver when they're sitting on things to warm their thoracic muscles

im gonna type something with a lot of thought&Consideration. here we go.

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i wonder if ppl like, have a crush on me. and if they drop hints sometimes. but i absolutely cannot catch on bc im silly

i cleaned out my keyboard!!!!!!!!!!!! good morning everyone

can you have fur and get a sunburn? can a snake get sunburn

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