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top secret.... check this out... your eyes only

i think u r cool

now that i think about i, Chile would almost definitely survive armageddon. i mean they've been through all sorts of shit, if the world ends chile will still be green as ever

hey everybody! its your friend and mine... init. (applause)
you gotta be your own friend more than anything, folks

people be like "Margherita" and im like sitting across the bar drinking my orange juice like motherfucker just order a glass of cheese?? the fuck

surgery is a bit like cooking but you have to put it back together at the end. it's my belief, therefore, that you can marinate your meat before it even gets cut by intravenously injecting barbecue sauce

mm.. poured my heart out to some friends and now im tired. give me some hot cocoa and something to cuddle with

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