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potatoes in soup? you might as well fart continuously for 40 minutes while i eat the fucking thing, in fact id rather that happened than having to eat potatoes in there too, what the fuck

she needs a chocolate bar right the fuck now and you all must suport this cause

please shorten doritos names

COOL RANCH =
"CRANCH"

CHILI HEATWAVE =
"CHAVE"

SPICY NACHO =
"SPINACH"

Hello fediverse my todays petition to you is

if you feed a dog a bone block in minecraft it become a cube dog (Cog) and you can pick it up and place it wherever you desire, very cool!

ext:// meta / snouts // on people leaving mastodon altogether 

i think i've gone from "oh yeah, if it's best for you then it's best for all of us" to "what a selfish thing to do, please don't"?

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meta / snouts // on people leaving mastodon altogether 

to put it bluntly: fuck that. like i get it, and you have a right to leave if you don't like how things are going, but just... super fuck that, bro!! that shit sucks. you leave friends behind like that, people who actually care about you, people who can't "just go back to twitter" cuz they don't have a safe space there or they literally cannot handle being on that shithole of a site, like myself

to put it simply: maybe reconsider just completely uprooting, folks - you take people's respect with you, and i can't say that's a good tradeoff for a little peace of mind

yknow im probably not gonna have enough money next month now that i think about it. fug

food // on garbage american microwave meals 

what's up with americans and their ready-made food? like, hungry man and kid cuisine, or like. white castle. the fuck. put your microwave back in your microwave pants. it just ends up being sludge anyway so why are you bothering.

just put something in the oven and oven-cook it like actual food ? like you could just get a bag of Potato Fries and throw them in the oven and also get some breaded meat or something, that shit's good and usually a lot better-tasting than some mulched biological matter and reconstituted meat protein

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