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i belueve, as Master of Eyes, we should focus more on old things like " investing in gold" and perhaps " crashing the stock market"

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i think if "eye for an eye" wwre a thing pwople did constantly we'd have a whole bunch of eyes just flying about and the entire wconomy would collapse due to eye saturation and would reform around a new system ( shareholders -> beholders)

funny nougat momens on the internet! (Thats me ababy)

look honestly i don't get the draw of linux. nobody's ever u"pdated their build" with sex 2 yet. windows is fine :/

piglin when you trade with them: (piggy voice) "for you!"
me: aaaa aAUAUA BBb BBb BB BbbB BBBB a aaAF gg hgj

people shit on british locomotive consists being super short but i think it's better than having like a thousand locomotives on a 200 million mile long train that struggles to pass through the rolling slight inclines of Kansas

i also had a dream where i was playing a train sim and i ran a SPAD right into another train and my loco fuckin exploded. it was kinda cool actually. id really like softbody physics in train sims

had a cool dream last night that i was cuddling A girl. it was epic

termi: "femboy" // on the term and its connotations: my perspective 

honestly the "femboy" as an archetype has been used way too many times to dog on transgender folks and i dont think i can really good-faith tolerate that shit any more.

like the concept is cool and i encourage the exploration of one's gender representation, but the term itself has aged like milk and the people who associate themselves with that are usually equally sour. usually racist, usually transphobic, usually just queerphobic in general. fuck off

my morning consists of rubbing my face against things and wondering what to eat

im really tirdd actually jm gonna go ahead and pass out now

so like if theres new potatoes then why are there no potatoes DX

thumbs do not exist in the future. instead we throw books very hard at things and sometimes they do what we want (this includes reading the entirety of the Art of War or Shakespeare's compiled works ) rarely things dont immediately start reading

Now you might be wondering "nougat what the fuck does this mean". Ill tell you what it means. youre going to morph into a fuckkng cougar or some shit and then youre gojna come out as your true self but also as whatever anima you came out as too, like a cougar or possibly a boat if you bwlieve that boats are animals i guess? Runnin wild on the rapods

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in the future HRT will wbe replaced with Animorphing

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