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actually i think the person who kills me first should take my skull as a trophy and make a lamp in my braincase. that shit would be slick. cant wait to haunt a fuckin lightbulb

i think id be happier if i were turned into a pillow case

if you cry a lot, your tear ducts may be an excellent site for mining organic salts. this is really more a warning that corporate america wants to start up a fracking operation on your face and im sorry i cant do more to prevent that... facts of life, just deal with the derricks

if my body were recycled and its atoms turned into a toaster and i were to live life as a sentient toaster i think id be pretty content with that. nevermind the ship of theseus, the toaster of theseus is far more compelling

creating a list of industrial wholesalers that deal in the metals i will need inserted into my body to finally become a human potato battery (copper, zinc, possibly some variant of iron, sodium for taste)

if i had the choice i would retrofit every organ in my body with broccoli and continue to live a healthy life free of meat

would really like an electric ass. ideally with a storage compartment perhaps

i am prepared to eat shit and die, as instructed

DICK HARD

DIES ANYWAY

and in case youre wondering, no, i did not pay for it. i am not stupid

firsthand experience of cyberpunk 2077 and i can say for certain it is a broken fucking garbage fire. what the fuck even, man. how did they release this

why are people (my dad) constantly surprised that star trek and series like it with handheld communicators "Invented" the mobile phone, i mean its just a natural evolution of the existing tech? did they not have walkie talkies in the 70s???? when did star trek invent duke nukem