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imagine if bugsnax were called bugpiss or something. i dont think it would have gained much traction

an eye for an eye doesnt work if you only have one eye or are the same person as the person you're trading the eye for

its actually entirely posible to live without something as simple as a "eye" if you just look with the other one

a lot of people ask me why i make bad posts online and i dont really have a good answer for them other than that i actually have to. it's kinda one of those things where you're unable to live without doing something yknow, like some people do backflips to destress and that's just their outlet

just got done talking with the doctors. yup - my irretrievable ass disease has progressed. i couldn't retrieve it even if i tried

the illuminati is not able to control me with their ass powers

sorry folks im going to sleep now. catch some fresh new content from all of us at spdx tomorrow, with fresh hits such as

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could you install eyes in your ass to see your farts

top quality merchandise (paper)

...and more!

just to clarify, i am not into racism, i am into being opposed to racism. sorry folks

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anti racists are pretty cool. theyre opposed to racism which im totally into

if someone ever eats my brain they will die. not because its full of weird knowledge or whatever its because the brain is just toxic, man, its primarily made of fat and usually some salts that dont sit right in the gut when ingested. im just saying if you want to eat me at any point, maybe hit up the liver first

some day i will find a way to post in code and that day will be soon. yall even know whats coming? i fucking dont

deconstructing religion by posh atheist? think again..... thats right its just racism

uploading thousands of terabytes of harry potter fanfiction to th3 cia servers so that history remembers our collective fuckup of making harry potter, its everyones proglem now but only at the cia

im sorry to inform you but the last cybermod you got? transferred your dick to your hand. you cannot touch anything without jacking off. im sorty. i cant fix it

if you download, stop right now. its nefarious. downloading takes more livee every day than moonlight exposure, which is probably true. when downloads hit your computer thwy upload part of your soul to the net and eventually you will run out of soul for the F.T.P . HANDSHAKE to happen and you will die. this is a post of safety. do not ignore this

stop downooading

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