something a lotta people dont quite appreciate until you're really given perspective is how big numbers can be when re[resented with real things. like, about the time you turn thirty years old, you've lived a billion seconds; there's about 9 million people living in London compared to the ~70 million people in the UK; and you only see about 5,000 stars in the night sky on a good day, whereas there's a literally uncountable number of stars just kinda out there
big numbers are kinda wack
i also picked up a massive bag of jelly bean misshapes / rejects and some of them were good but a few of them were absolutely vile and i felt like i was eating detergent
reminded suddenly of the "What!" brand of generic products that offered like... usually mid-range items at low-range prices. like i remember they carried these jelly beans i loved but after they rebranded to The Range or were bought out or whatever they stopped carrying them. i do love my jelly beans
minecraft patch 1.22
+ added a small bug related to the Post Office quest; users may experience this as intended
~ considered removing all instances of the letter T
- removed all instances of the letter C instead
+ added arithmetic: players may now hire Villagers or Billagers with the [MATHMAKER] tag using the Command Console to write down numbers and add them together. adding is currently supported, other operations coming soon!
~ wood
+ added flesh to cows as they originally did not have any
minecraft hotfix note 1.21.1
+ reduced nobility among men to properly representthe working class, but only among Billagers (villagers unaffected)
+ added Mountain Dew cross-promotion. we forgot to add it last time, sorry
- removed The Sea That Was A Man
+ added forbidden knowledge
+ added seas again
minecraft patch notes 1.21
+ added The Sea That Was A Man
- removed any and all concepts pertaining to paper as a precaution against 'book reading' and 'librarions'
~ adjusted town spawn sizes in a way we won't describe here just to piss you off
+ added mystery and vengeance
+ re-recorded cave sounds, full adjustment matrix engaged
- removed jelly, we know it was a long time coming but it was worth it
~ cake now has 23 slices and can be eaten exclusively by skeletons
+ added tuna fish
minecraft patch notes 1.20
+ added Mineliquid, a distinct beast from the standard minecraft liquids
~ modified Ender Dragon spawn timer to be in time with YMCA by Village People (on the big drop)
+ added Billagers
+ added SCORPIOS [Specialist]
~ tweaked existing villagers to respond more dynamically to emotional situations
- removed seas entirely as some players complained of resemblance to urban legends regarding the game Minecraft (unknown)
- added trees
+ removed The Tree That Was A Man
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