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NO WAIT HOLD ON I GOT SOME SILICON IN HERE SOMEWHERE

now's your chance to be a big shot! be a big- be a big- be a big shot

people share tiktoks and vines and youutube with me but i dont know what this modern shit is nor do i care. its just funny. i will never use tiktok

just took my medication i have an hour before i pass out ama

ive mentioned this before but i dont take things literally because of my autism, i take things literally because i find it incredibly funny

i need to commission a fartist for some fart haha. no not that kind

does anyone know anyone who has open comms, ideally coloured pieces around 20-30 gbp (idk how many dollars that is probably 2), and doesnt mind waiting for my slow ass to get paid

you can elicit pictures of me but you're not getting illicit pictures of me

garbage life but imagine: marride to lovely wife

polling system resources...
* hard drive clicking sounds*
found 20 files: INIT.BIN (20) ... try another search?

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