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asking for money help, please boost :boost_ok: 

$175/$185

had to raise the total by $10 because i'm $5 short for my phone bill, forgot to account for my instacart membership going through earlier

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i like mcvitie's jaffa cake donuts (they call them 'jonuts') but i think they would be better wrapped in paper, considering they're individually wrapped

M'aiq loves the people of mastodon. Many interesting things they toot to each other.

this pic of Stephan's Quintet from JWST goes hard feel free to screenshot

captioned for your leisure and a bit of an explanation of what you're seeing

me on twitter: omg im so alone and alonely i cannot live and BREATHE and i will always be alone forever
twitter:

me on masto:
masto: where did you go we missed you!!!!!!!!!!!

literally why do i use twitter yall are great and i feel whole

im inventing a new kind of money and im calling it the brand new dollar, you HAVE to say the entire thing i will have corporate agents on every street corner enforcing this. it's the same thing as the old dollar but with a new name. the value is pegged to the labour and material goods required to assemble a vanilla milkshake. i will be doing a roll-out on all banks soon so you make sure you start converting or my agents will force you to play tic tac toe until you win

youre gonna love this. new thing just dropped. they call it the'video game economy' and it's all on the uhhh (tries to read smudged text on back of hand) blop um... on the blop. yeah, im Really looking forward to all that innovation on the blop

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