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top questions about nougat:
how do i take care of nougat?
what is the best position to hold nougat in?
what do i feed nougat?

i have received the news, ratchet from ratchet and clank has turned lilac which means they arr gay

dungeons and dungeons and dungeons and dungeons and du

i have turned off the FedEx computers. now nobody will get their packages ever again

deoderant for men is like "SAVANNAH SCENT.. FOR WHEN YOU WANT TO POUND THE BUFFALO" and then for women its just like "soft skin :)"

you: oh no species 8472 the undine !!! scary!
me: i want to go on a date with this critter

if you eat me... i might just be a noodle..! auauau!

*pan flute*
chakotay: captain, (inhales)... would you be interested in, (inhales) an exploration of my moderately offensive portrayal of, (inhales)... native american culture
janeway: no
* sad pan flute, chakotay leaves*

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