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nougat top questions

does nougat molt in the summer?
a- yes, be sure to brush regularly
what is the best way to hold nougat?
a- gently around the waist
what does nougat eat?
a- everything

destroying fascists with copious amounts of milk launched at mach 3.5

youre not a real sonic fan unless you want to fuck that gay twink robot scratch from the adventures of sonic the hedgehog

im fat and gay

please be patient i am a snake

* cautiously thumbs my whistle* if i catch you looking at the silo again i'm going to have to turn you to the silo hounds. nobody swims in the grain unless it's absolutely necessary (emergency grain swimming techniques required)

one for the history books: bobbing for toffee apples! but it's in pure liquid toffee at about 60 degrees celsius, pre-coated and hot off the press's

i log into the web and become my true form of fluffy longtailed fool

if you think about it, solar flares are just massive superheated farts

we should remove the letter z from the english alphabet, it's useless

nougat is getting right into the alfalfa today. swaddle me in those wet leafs bro.. thx

whenever tfobs say shit like "a man cant become a woman" i disagree fundamentally. i'd also like to point out that those "men" are already women and have always been women, just in a different body shape sometimes. same applies in reverse and every other damn which-way

strange happenings in da world rite now. where are all the ducks? science cannot answer