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i should make a shitpost account where i just spew garbage and laugh

when you take a peepee in the ussr it is everybodfys pee

leave your FLAPPING WET MEAT BEHIND when you JACK IN to the NET

one thing id really like to see is future/cyberpunk from the perspective of the outskirter. like, never going into cities, stuck on the rusty, dusty edge of existence

games / cyberpunk 2077 act 2/3 spoilers // gonna be honest folks, i don't like cp77 past act 2 

this might not be a popular opinion among cp77 fans but like

i really don't enjoy keanu's presence in the game. his addition, though appreciated(?), feels like a corporate fishing line - get people on board with that john wick money. also i feel like he's not suited for video game voice acting

i feel it would be a lot more compelling if Jackie had been copied onto the relic and the entire story followed the tragicomic adventures of v and jackster as they try to separate their minds before it's too late

if you made a sandwich with a length ratio of 1 to 0 you would have an infinitely long sandwich and i just think that's an amazing fact of math's

vent // on special interests, rejection sensitivity 

having special interests in a space that takes a passive stance on people expressing those interests is such a fuckin nightmare for people like me with rejection sensitivity. like its nobodys fault, it just breaks me when i dont have anyone to express some recent interest of mine to bc i feel like it's personal in a way. fucked up

how I use content warnings 

Content warnings for me are not "I'm never going to read this." It's a heads-up that engaging in that piece of art is going to require additional work, reflection, and preparation to safeguard my health.

If prepared, I can integrate what the work says. Unprepared, I'm likely to just bounce right off.

using glitches and exploits on my robot girlfriend consensually

* i wipe the dust off my greatsword and shake down my chainmail* it's time to show the world who's boss

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2021 will be better than 2020 because i motherfucking said so

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