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actually dont feel like absorbint information today

i see the mayo on the table and i wanna have just a little taste but i feel like i'd end up er causing an incredible tragedy

money bad 

Fuck I need 200 bucks by Tuesday to pay my credit card hahaha who wants to commission me? 😅 😰

even funnier is when he does something weird and surprises me and i hoot out loud

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im like 6ft tall n something like 300ish lb... and my rabbit barely comes up to my ankle, hardly scrapes 5lb. ive always found the dramatic size difference incredibly funny and perhaps even more endearing

i think im okay actually, guy was really nice and patient even with our dogs messing around

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nervy. probably gonna take a stress nap after this call

good morning all. it's 9am, as good time as any to wake up

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