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howdy cowgirl. would you like some beef jerky. im really in the mood for beef jerky

it's only a paper moon
hangin' over a cardboard sea,
but it wouldn't be make-believe
if you believed in me ✨​🌔​

youtu.be/EWK3Z-xgavc

has a submarine ever crashed into a whale or a dolphin or somethin

other girls:
• long hair
• makeup
• nights out
me:
• what about now
• it's time to rock
• with the bickety buck
• bumble

yes, i'm that broke i can't afford a £10 game, what of it

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this is totally me being greedy but... would someone buy me this game store.steampowered.com/app/765
it looks really good and i kinda want something to offset my anxiety as of late. maybe ill make some art... perhaps even for that special someone..!

and yet a trace of the true self

exists in the false self

The eighth annual international Gender Census 2021 is now open until 10th March!

smartsurvey.co.uk/s/gendercens

It's for anyone whose genders (or lack thereof) aren't described by the M/F binary. It's short and easy, and the results are useful in academia, business and self-advocacy.

im not going to learn anything today. thats my promise to myself. just vegetate

actually dont feel like absorbint information today

i see the mayo on the table and i wanna have just a little taste but i feel like i'd end up er causing an incredible tragedy

money bad 

Fuck I need 200 bucks by Tuesday to pay my credit card hahaha who wants to commission me? 😅 😰

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