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@masklayer
though, to be fair, it's really the thought that counted there

@masklayer
I once had the honor to collab with the inventor of the EEG-driven vibrator

turned out it was better in her head.

In "Super Freak", Rick James says this girl is a super freak because she owns "incense, scarves and candles" which makes me think this girl is actually perfectly normal and maybe Rick James just had an oddly sheltered life.

*three matches in a row with surprisingly conventionally attractive women on tinder*

"Ah, I see we're approaching Valentine's day. Looks like it's bot season."

*3 messages received immediately*
"hey you ;P"
"happy valentine's day! Too bad I'm spending mine alone..."
"idk why I'm on this app tbh"

... Why do I bother wading through these bot seas?

ever be in that mood where you want to learn how to expertly play the fiddle, stand straddling the peak of a church during a tornado-warning-esque lightning-storm, skies dark and unnatural green, clothes torn and ragged, wind wailing through the cracks in walls all around,

and just play wild, reckless, senseless fiddling, arrythmic and dischordant, music orthagonal to man's scales, self-consistent with a consistency akin to pop rock pudding, cackling madly in the cracking sky

No? Just me?

@vahnj @modernmodron
What's the one hero that can get the power combo "don't play cards, don't take damage" and "don't draw a card, but destroy target enemy/env ongoing"?

Cause that fucking combo let us win *way* too many guaranteed-losses where the enemy just targeted highest-HP hero over and over, by letting them invlun tank indefinitely. Fucking stupid, but I loved it.

@vahnj @modernmodron

Omg Omnitron is fun
I think my favorite hero is... what is it... absolute 0? The one whose hero power is like "deal yourself 2 ice or 2 fire damage"
It's just such a fucking delicate assemblage of equipment & powers & triggers in order to reach "kinda a mediocre hero w/ reasonable single-target or multitarget damage"

@Fenreliania
it's kinda frustrating, cause all the "discover more music" stuff like spotify radio or whatnot are based off "everything this artist does is the same" which is... just not true???

I really want somebody to take ppls playlists that group according to emotion-elicited and do, like, netflix-style PCA on them? so that it could predict given [User, Song, Playlist designation] what songs ?will? elicit a similar feeling?

@Fenreliania
ya, I've never found a good way to breach the endless mountain of TMBG music. Pretty much only listen to Paleontologist and Istanbul (Not Constantinople) b/c they got introduced to me in roundabout ways

@modernmodron @vahnj
fuck yea I really miss playing Sentinels

I used to play it a lot back in 2013 and I love it so much

@vahnj
if the other one is "Tootsie"

doesn't that make this one "Awoosie"?

uh

ok now it's 6:15pm

i got out of bed at noon

aaaanny time now I can actually start replying to ppl and stuff
completeing the duties they expect me to handle
not just dropping the ball always forever on myself too

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