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Masturbation joke, communism 

"No, I wasn't pawing off. I was seizing the means of my own production."

Image, seasonal, mall construction 

Construction Santa and his reindeer contractors

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I will forever be salty that someone stole my good domain name from under me and used it for a book that looks as though it was never published...

remember when all laptops had removable, swappable battery packs that you could eject and slap back into the back of your computer like a gun magazine reload action?

do you remember what they took from you???

Artwork memory lane/DeviantArt purge, part 3:

Entries in my "sketch-a-day" Animal Alphabet project from 2010. K is for Kangaroo, O is for Otter, R is for Raccoon, and Z is for Zebra.

#furry #furryart #furryartist #alphabet #kangaroo #aussie #otter #southpark #raccoon #theraccoons #zebra #lion

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Suggestive/Lewd, Lingerie 

Some owed art for Vlrgo on FA! It's meant to be dakimura inspired :)

#furry #digitalart #mastoart

Just testing this new account, here's some pizza box paintings.

our life has very much become elder suburban millennial couple with no kids adopting a random zoomer from the city like a fucking meme. I have no clue, at any time, what the fuck she's referencing in pop culture and my partner visibly deflated when she asked why there was a hashtag # on the guitar

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A brief #introduction about my fursona! Televassi is a warrior and skald who wanders the continent plying his skill with a sword and poetry, either for glory or gold (depending on who's asking).

Recently he's been in the employ of various households of Nicaea, the greatest of the maritime trading republics, enjoying the good weather and the good amount of gold. And admittedly, the wine is good too, though he still prefers the mead from the forests back home.

All art here is by Simul.

Dumb drug joke 

"If a pig smokes a beehive, does that make him a honey baked ham?"

Twitter Update 

Journalists attempted to contact Twitter to get a comment on the state of the company, only to be told that Twitter no longer has a Communications Department.

When they asked who they are supposed to contact, they were told "you can follow the official Twitter feed, or Mr. Musk's account to get press releases."

So it's all going swimmingly there at the moment.

I want to live in a world of extreme body polymorphism. I want a world where someone can be a human, or furry, or elvan fae, four legged wolf, giant dragon, a collective of foxes, small box robot on wheels, hive of nanobots, copyright infringement, abstract geometry...

I want a world where any conceivable thing can be considered as a form, to have "personhood", and efforts are made to allow all those types of being to exist relatively in the same culture, to the best of our efforts.

lewd example, furaffinity tips 

I've also started to phrase my comments so they get picked up by the meta-data... Like:

"Oh wow, what a cute chubby pig boy! I love the chastity cage between his legs, and he's getting pounded by such a hot dilf wolf!"

This adds dilf, wolf, pig, chubby, chastity, pounded, and boy all into the meta data.

So if someone searches:

Dilf wolf pig

It might come up. The process isn't instant, like with keywords, it seems to do an update on the comment data occasionally.

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