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"Ah this takes place in 2018!"

-imagines 2020 looming in the shadows with a baseball bat...-

You've got to help your homies out with them brojobs

🎶And I would walk 5,000 KM, and I would walk 5,000 more, just to be the trainer who walks 10,000 km to fall down at your gym's door 🎶

Creepypastas be like:

OCEAN OF MEAT
MAN-FACE
I FOUND A SLIDE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN AND IT RUINED MY LIFE
WE MADE CONTACT WITH CHUCKY CHEESE, WE MUST NEVER GO TO THE ONE ON 666 HELL STREET

Optimist: The glass is ½ full.
Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty.
Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

RT @samdylanfinch@twitter.com

I finally made an infographic to describe the dreaded "overwhelm to shutdown" cycle that many of us with ADHD and/or anxiety deal with.

🧵

🐦🔗: twitter.com/samdylanfinch/stat

Birdsite, musk 

And this is why I'm trying very hard to leave twitter... Musk it just going to turn it into Parlor.

I can tell my brain has readjusted itself since I started woodworking, because I became absolutely fascinated with a bench at Wholefoods that looks like it was make from one piece of baltic birch plywood.

Me: "I'm going to get up early and go to the library!"

The library: -doesn't open till 10-

Me: v.v

Mastodon is cool but it lacks my favorite feature from birdsite which is the timeline jumping as soon as your eyes see an interesting post that you'll never find again

So did snoots.online just go offline at some point? I can see folks who followed it, but whenever I try to go to it, it just sputters out.

I'm still kind of confused as how to follow folks on other instances, did I do this wrong? Like should it be something else?

I've also tried:

Myusername@myinstance.whatever

Sometimes I'm able to just follow folks, but occasionally it'll say I'm not logged in.

@saintajax33 getting Gifs and Videos to work on here is always kind of a crapshoot.

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