assistant fox keeper @somekindofcrow@awoo.space

@Sparrow omg also that fabric

OH FUCK I just accidentally projected my Mastodon timeline at work for a split second.

Thank god for some reason it's actually SFW today.

I was able to sit through an entire table of conversation on childbirth stories without saying "yeah they're taking something out of my mother's uterus next month too it's a tumor tho".

I am proud of myself.

(It's the kind of tumor that isn't terrible and not yet carcinogenic so it isn't too bad but still.)

Okay perhaps "shopping for fishnet stockings" is not the coping mechanism I can use at work to avoid breaking down into tears.

@Sparrow That's so true I didn't even notice it.

I am reading this fashion blog thing and one of the tips is "scrunch up your skirt and wear it as an infinity scarf!" and I'm screaming internally because it is so cute and also so terrible at the same time.

@itsnero that's 500 times the trans!!!

@mxsparks at first i was like wait is there a new gender alignment chart?

@rey i mean seriously how shocking is it that a "quantitative measure of hipster" from some random publication doesn't incorporate race or economics?!?!

@rey it's like guys you know who else shops at thrift stores? poor people and minorities

@rey I have many issues with the metrics they use but am too tired to actually say anything meaningful beyond that.

@literorrery @mawr

I have a set or two of containers isomorphic to these: https://www.amazon.com/Anchor-Hocking-Classic-Containers-26-Piece/dp/B01MXYMS1R/ref=pd_lpo_vtph_79_bs_t_1?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=EV6BXRVDPMZC8RY41AEX

They make great 1 or 2 person sized mini-casseroles and also are amazing for storage / marinating stuff overnight. The lids wear out after a few years but are easily replaceable.

I also own a Costco set of Pyrex mixing/baking bowls. I generally bake things for potlucks in them.

Grocery Outlet has been selling Anchor 9x13-ish baking pans with lids cheap. Not sure about pie tins tho.

@mawr my entire food storage is basically just ovensafe glassware with lids and mason jars now :3

@anthracite I wonder if "please pray that president will fall into a running woodchipper" would be honored

@Sparrow Oh wow it was like only 8k last I checked yaaaaay~

Okay this is a serious question.

Is wearing a trans pride antifa flag pin while going through TSA a remotely good idea?

@kibi i dunno it sounds like you're actually good at your job unlike the entire industry

Facebook: Gay City Arts "Yes, Ms. White Lady"

Me: Oh hey that's my fetish!

Facebook: a play not about servitude but about about racism

Me: Oh hey that's the opposite of my fetish!

@Sparrow I prolly won't go because not being a remote part of the community and not even from the area means it'll be awkward going to a thing that's a party for a thing closing. :3

@Sparrow Is that the one they mentioned on FetLife or is there more to that? Feel free to dm me here. Also on Discord as sparklepeep#9475