assistant fox keeper @somekindofcrow@awoo.space

So the Bellevue pharmacy has so much estrogen that they decided to give me three times as much as my doctor prescribed.

I am balancing the hormone economy of the greater Puget Sound area.

@Aradia@mastodon.social I mean given that 80% of people I know in north Seattle are trans women the fact that the northgate pharmacy ran out of estrogen doesn't surprise me.

@Aradia@mastodon.social which is why they ran out I guess

@rey https://www.reddit.com/r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns/comments/81lbx4/tfw_you_finally_get_a_prescription_but_your/?utm_source=reddit-android

So I finally committed and got a prescription and THE PHARMACY RAN OUT OF ESTROGEN.

When I type "ahhhh" my phone's predictive texting suggests "gender" for the next word.

I am in charge of interviewing someone who may unintentionally out me (and I have no way of telling them not to do that without going through official channels) so I am secretly rearranging schedules and such so that only people I'm okay being out to will be able to make that group interview.

I am literally casting glamour through schedule changes and meeting requests.

Hashtag fey management y'all.

@indi Dester Rs Hoy?

@indi @anthracite I have a feeling that their designer is the owner.

@mxsparks ahhhhh so much this

@Sparrow you should do it because you're the (c)best

@mxsparks when that asshole died two years ago it was during my birthday party; we had a toast

@rey that looks tasty

@mcmoots@a.weirder.earth @JordiGH@mathstodon.xyz wait inline LaTeX support on Mastodon??? omgomgomg

I should be eating pizza rolls at 11:30 PM.

But I'm sad and it's my birthday so fuck it.

I have been thinking about this a lot and I think "there is no ethical consumption under capitalism" should be changed to "there is no ethical existence under capitalism".

At the same time I've been contemplating converting back to the pagan traditions of my ancestors where everyone burns in hell except some burn more than others.

Hm.

I'm 35.
I'm also still alive.
Hooray.

I accidentally stumbled on an adult baby / little community and now I'm looking at cute adult-sized onesies.

Welp.

Me, earlier today, upon stepping out into the cold without a cold: "AHHHH THIS WAS A MISTAKE LACE AND CHIFFON ARE NOT GOOD FOR INSULATION!!!"

I mean I was cute as fuck in that dress though so.