Men wanted for hazardous journey. Low wages, bitter cold, long hours of complete darkness. Safe return doubtful. Honour and recognition in event of success.
Must be willing to relocate to San Fransisco.
(I posted this to bird site like a year ago and it fell flat despite it being maybe my best snowclone ever)
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@starkatt I think I must have missed it there... Sometimes it seems like when it comes to historical humor the bird site just has a lack of Endurance