The canonical short-form reason I broke up with my first boyfriend is that he wasn't postmodern enough.
Half the people I tell that to are like "????" and the other half a like "yeah that makes sense."
@literorrery @starkatt There was a time when the Puzzlebox "star chamber" used "[Person] appears to lack semiotic depth" as a basically-serious 'decline' criterion, yes? :)
@starkatt ... I am in camp two, and I don't know what that says about me.