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If you regularly use a fucking machine to cheer yourself up, does that make it an attitude control thruster?

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@starkatt you said the magic phrase that always reminds me of this!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=qwn912HWem

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@vahnj realtalk though, using a stand mixer for that is *inspired*

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