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Me: whyyyy is this room so dark, is there something wrong with the bulbs? Am I imagining it?? Am I recreating the plot of Gaslight???

Me: oh right, dimmer switch.

food 

@memnus@octodon.social @sev@octodon.social put it in a bowl and it should be okay?

@alyx@witches.town oh cool you made a site specially for chasers.

food 

@memnus@octodon.social I have a vacuum chamber.

@StarshipAmelia things I did not expect my movie review to turn into: critique of the entire concept of capitalism and the way we engage with media.

I love how someone in 2007 set their flickr name to "login" so now flickr.com/login still just goes to this one random person's page... and because of that, all their pictures have like, for example, 13,000+ views and 2 likes: flickr.com/photos/login/811497

This multipart video essay / documentary on The Hobbit and its production and failures is absolutely incredible and includes some stunning plot twists.

Long but super worth it if you're interested in film criticism or media production. Lindsey Ellis is a master of what she does.

The Hobbit: a long-expected autopsy (part 1/2) [36 minutes]

youtu.be/uTRUQ-RKfUs

@masklayer y'know even though I know about mask layers, somehow I always parse your name as a title, not a noun.

mask-layèr

@Azure oh cool more people who are on the "the Federation is actually operated by an AI but it's kind enough to let the humans feel like they're doing stuff" team :D

Because I am super down with that notion.

MtG, Color, Philosophy, Nerdery, Discourse 

Green: *Meditates peacefully in a clearing in the forest*

Black: *Staggers into the clearing, covered in moss* "GREEN, WHAT THE FUCK!"

Green: *Continues meditating, gives no sign of awareness of Blacks presence*

Black, slowly limping closer, the moss growing and covering their body: "There was mold on my zombies, Green! I worked hard to raise those zombies. I had to make sacrifices. And then you just go and grow mold all over them, take them to pieces!"

Green: *Still Meditating*

Black: "What is wrong with you? Don't you have any respect for other peoples hard work? For their struggle? You think your bugs and your weeds give you license to do whatever you want?"

Green: *Still Meditating*

Black: *Pulls out really evil looking dagger with one hand while other arm breaks off, completely covered in mold* "You never let me have anything! Everything I try and make, you destroy! My mines collapse, my slaves escape into the forest, you grow mold on my zombies."

Green: *Still Meditating*

Black, almost completely covered in mold, beside their face and the hand with the dagger: "Why can't you just let me win for once! Let me have my dark empire, my grand castles, my legion of zombies? " *tries to jump at and stab Green, but their feet are bound to the ground with moss. They collapse, just short of being able to reach Green, as the moss consumes their hand and their weapon.

Green: *Still Meditating*

Black, choking out a few last words as the moss covers their face: "Mold on my zombies. You motherfucker."

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trans med, dysphoria mention (hair) 

@memnus@octodon.social I believe strongly in your ability to figure out the right magic to tell bureaucracy to go fuck itself.

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