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Who called it "massive networking hardware failure" and not "Panic! At the Cisco"

the sheikah slate runs rupee on rails. send toot

clowns to the ?? of me, jokers to the ??, here i am, stuck on a non-orientable surface with you

TMI Tuesday question for y'all! 

Most exciting place you've had sex or otherwise done lewd things?

Listen okay I know I've linked this before but I can't get over how fucking good a cover this is.
"Halestorm - Get Lucky"

youtube.com/watch?v=scZY7VNV-G

Hey, Monster "Mango Loco" is actually pretty dang good.

Been a while since I tried a new energy drink that wasn't totally disappointing.

TAZ Balance spoilers terrible pun 

So if The Hunger is slowly annihilating the connections people have with each other, does that make john a Bond Villain?

Went to a clothing store near the local university yesterday and the gender labels were all in quotes.
" "women's" skirts" etc. The implication being "yeah these are the ways clothing is expected to be sorted, but wear whatever the fuck you want."

Seattle :)

The mass of a US dime is exactly 40% the mass of a US quarter.

The value of a US dime is exactly 40% the value of a US quarter.

So any given weight of US dimes is equal in value to the same weight of US quarters. (For example, one pound of dimes has the same value as one pound of quarters.)

I’ll Philip YOUR Glass! I’ll koyana YOUR squatsi!

...dangit now I'm looking at dealers again and gosh those pallasites are pretty.

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It turns out pieces of meteorite are a thing you can just go out and buy. They aren't even that expensive, if you get chunks from one of the more prolific falls.

I have a bunch of smaller ones, and a couple of bigger ones. Was selling them at one point.

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Re-wrapped my meteorite fragment to wear as a necklace again. I've been meaning to do that for quite a while now.

Oh my gosh has nobody recorded an ocarina cover of Marble Machine?

Goal discovered.

The year is 2023. High school graduation in English is determined entirely by the composition of an original riff on William Carlos Williams' "This is just to say".

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