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looks lewd but isn't, funny 

I submit this as a serious contender for the best cover art ever published. You'll have to click the thumbnail to really see it.

Noticed this while working in a used book store many years ago. Was reminded of it after seeing some news story about IOC bullshit.

There's no way this wasn't intentional.

goodreads.com/book/show/251569

awoo.space/media/BNuhkN3h4jP8b

Internet Rule #1: If there's a hill, by god someone's gonna die on it.

"hey the earth is exploding you have no choice but to come to our gay communist space station"
"fine. do my billions of dollars still work there"
"you bet your ass they don't"

i want fucking trans fashion photography by trans people for trans people i want us to capture our bodies on film and define our own aesthetic and i want it to be fucking hires and clear as day imo

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Flew out to the Witch's Head and Spirograph nebulae which are *actual places that exist*.

Even in this beautiful game though, they don't look even a fraction as incredible as the real thing. awoo.space/media/coDZEoVPz6zLv

upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia

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Someone once told me they appreciate how I actually use a wide range of fox vocalizations and thinking about that still makes me feel glowy inside.

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How to fox noises:
flail your hands over the "a", "i" "w" "r" and "l" keys and it'll probably come out okay.

Elite Dangerous is probably the closest I'm ever gonna get to actually exploring the universe.

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Oh heck, "Ignition!" is getting a reprint!

arstechnica.com/gaming/2018/02

Or "a research chemists tells at great length how to find chemicals that explode just the right amount."

🚀🔃☀ (microfiction) 

In the year 3028, a rocket carrying a payload of some kind of ancient vehicle pierced the atmosphere and landed in the center of the New New York settlement, destroying it and all 102 inhabitants. The impact creates a crater deeper than the region's water table.

New New York Lake becomes a sacred place both to reflect upon the hubris of the ancients, as well as the shortsightedness of their most powerful members' endeavors.

Elite Dangerous sillyness 

I've taken to thinking of the Asp Explorer as the "Asp Exploder" and I can't stop giggling about that.

(I have yet to actually explode.)

the hierarchy of needs but for flavors of dysphoria.

The black swallower is a deep-sea fish.

It lives up to its name: although it only gets to about 10 inches long, its stomach and abdominal wall can be distended enormously, allowing it to eat fish 2x its length and nearly 10x its weight.

In fact, most of our black swallower specimens were found because they ate fish so large they couldn't be digested before they started to decompose, and the gases lifted the swallowers to the surface. :weirdfish:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_sw elekk.xyz/media/vs3jC63Hvt_HA0

“Let’s settle it once and for all, is it ‘gif’ or ‘jif’?”
“Gay-peg.”

Monsters say "fuck you" to standards of beauty and propriety.

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Monsters are sexy and badass and don't put up with *any* bullshit.

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